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Dependa Crashes Soldier's Motorcycle On Base Housing

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He asked for a ride OR die chick... what he got was a ride AND die chick. The things you see in base housing... I don't know the specifics of this scenario, but it points out the ridiculousness of the Army.

A responsible junior enlisted soldier is forced to live in the barracks if he is single, but when the platoon dirtbag marries the first coke head stripper he sees, he is rewarded with a house and over a thousand additional dollars a month. "Here, go by a motorcycle." This is what happens.