Are you tired of having to manually cycle your rifle for every single shot? Now there's a batter way - don't be stuck in the past! Get the Howell Automatic Rifle! It's patented gas piston system does all the work for you, so you can start fighting with your rifle instead of fighting against your rifle!
The Howell is terrific for any tactical situation - it even works on the Irish! Order now, and we will include the tactical bipod stabilization system AND the extended trench magazine to give you 100% more firepower!
On a more serious note, the rifle is actually coming up for sale at the James D Julia auction house this month: http://jamesdjulia.com/item/1653-396/
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